Morning

There are those mornings
When you wake up
On the right side of the bed
And tell yourself
Hey, everything, is going to be alright today
You aren't going to have your heart crushed by a ninja
Or be insulted by your best friend who was a spy
Or fight with your vigilante boyfriend
Or miss your other best friend who has a porn website
Or see images on the internet of the girls who fucked with you
I certainly cannot wait
To have one of those mornings